Second Ply, Wherefore Art Thou?

I’ve noticed something amiss lately with our toilet paper. Yes, I’m going there. We buy Seventh Generation toilet paper, the kind that comes individually wrapped in paper (not in the big plastic multi-packs: those suck). This TP is two-ply, it has been that way for years, and lately we’ve noticed that it has been downgraded to one-ply. What? Bitches, do NOT mess with my toilet paper without asking my permission. I know, times are tough and all, but I’d honestly rather pay a little more for that extra ply of paper, you know what I mean?